Titles To Books In The Harry Potter Series That Envoke Visions of Illicit and Complex Sexual Positions.
I don’t know beans about Harry Potter. I suppose I’ll catch up on the films someday. But, as of now, the following collections of words sound as much like dark sexual favors as books chronicling a young wizards journey into manhood.
Just add, “D’you give ‘er the ol’,” to complete this most immature exercise.
1. The Philosopher’s Stone
2. The Chamber of Secrets
3. The Prisoner of Azkaban
4. The Goblet of Fire
5. The Order of The Phoenix
6. The Half-Blood Prince
7. The Deathly Hallows
Which one terrifies you the most? Which ones are two shots of Patron away from a good idea?
Leave comments and safe words below.
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